IT'S A DIRTY JOB

LOLOL OMG YOU GUYS grammarpolice IS IN THE ~*~*~*~*LJ SPOTLIGHT*~*~*~*~*~ AND IT IS THE BIGGEST SANDY VAGINA PARTY SINCE THE HOUSE FANDOM CIRCA 3 YEARS AGO

So we took Teefs to the vet today and he said he can still hear the crackling in her lungs, so it wasn't bronchitis. She's getting a chest x-ray on Monday. They have to anesthetize her so I'm going to have to drop her off and leave her there early in the morning. I hope she comes out of it okay (I'm flipping out a little bit about her being such an old dog getting anesthesia).

MY PUPPY IS DOING MUCH BETTER NOW AND HAS FINALLY STOPPED BLEEDING ALL OVER AND LOOK AT HER FACE



ALSO, SHE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SOME TEEFS TO SHOW YOU

I'M WATCHING FRINGE YOU GUYS

OH MAN

YOU GUYS THE CHASE IN SPACE EPISODE IS ON NOW AND I'M RELIVING SO MANY ~*~*~*~*~*MEMORIES*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

OH BOY I GOT MARIO KART TODAY YOU GUYS

I HAVE TO GO IN TO WORK AT 8 AM TOMORROW AND THEN RIGHT AFTER THAT I AM GOING OUT TO DINNER WITH SOME PEOPLE AND THEN RIGHT AFTER THAT WE ARE GOING (WITH LIKE HALF OF THE STORE LOL) TO THIS CONCERT THIS GUY FROM WORK IS PLAYING IN

OH GOD I AM GOING TO BE SO DEAD YOU GUYS

ALSO TODAY I WAS APOLOGIZING TO SAID GUY FROM WORK BC I ALWAYS SOUND LIKE A DICK WHEN I TALK AND EVERYBODY THINKS I HATE THEM (LOL IDK WHY I DO THIS, BUT WHENEVER I TALK I SOUND SARCASTIC WHEN I REALLY JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO SOUND EVEN MILDLY ENTHUSIASTIC) AND HE WAS LIKE "ILU YOU MAKE ME LAUGH" AND I WAS LIKE ":DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

THE END

1. OMG HAPPY BDAY BUBZ
2. ( ABOUT HOUSE MEDICAL DOCTOR )
3. I was supposed to work until 11 today, but I went home early because I'm having kidney problems again and (((((((((((D:. I'm supposed to be in at 10 tomorrow, but I think I'm going to go to the doctor instead. I'm off for the rest of the week too because we have shitty hours and I am going to make a total of $50 this week lol.

LOLOL

OH CHASE YOU FILTHY HIPPIE

ILU SO HARD

YOU GUYS

YOU GUYS

I HAVE FINALLY LOST ALL OF THE WEIGHT I GAINED IN RECOVERY

( I MADE A FUCKING GRAPH YOU GUYS )

I AM STILL A FATTY BUT FUCK YEAH YOU GUYS

I just found out Miyavi's not coming to NYC. I am not going to see this in person. Or this. Or this. OTHER PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE EXPERIENCING THIS INTENSE HOMOSEXUALITY AND I AM NOT GOING TO BE ONE OF THEM.

So emo.