IT'S A DIRTY JOB

bambiraptor @ 2009-10-06T15:41:00

2009-10-06T19:46:56Z

LOLOL OMG YOU GUYS grammarpolice IS IN THE ~*~*~*~*LJ SPOTLIGHT*~*~*~*~*~ AND IT IS THE BIGGEST SANDY VAGINA PARTY SINCE THE HOUSE FANDOM CIRCA 3 YEARS AGO

bambiraptor @ 2009-08-09T20:54:00

2009-08-10T00:57:12Z

OH BOY I GOT A TWITTER YOU GUYS WELCOME TO 2009, ME

bambiraptor @ 2009-06-11T20:49:00

2009-06-12T00:52:28Z

~*~*~*FONT TWIN*~*~*~ GET ON AIM I NEED TO TALK TO YOU PLZ

bambiraptor @ 2009-04-29T11:27:00

2009-04-29T15:30:34Z

So we took Teefs to the vet today and he said he can still hear the crackling in her lungs, so it wasn't bronchitis. She's getting a chest x-ray on Monday. They have to anesthetize her so I'm going to have to drop her off and leave her there early in the morning. I hope she comes out of it okay (I'm flipping out a little bit about her being such an old dog getting anesthesia).

bambiraptor @ 2009-04-15T22:58:00

2009-04-16T03:01:02Z

MY PUPPY IS DOING MUCH BETTER NOW AND HAS FINALLY STOPPED BLEEDING ALL OVER AND LOOK AT HER FACE

ALSO, SHE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SOME TEEFS TO SHOW YOU

bambiraptor @ 2008-11-22T23:47:00

2008-11-23T04:49:04Z

FONT TWIN, GET ON AIM

IT IS MOVIE TIME

bambiraptor @ 2008-11-19T18:13:00

2008-11-19T23:14:13Z

I'M WATCHING FRINGE YOU GUYS

OH MAN

bambiraptor @ 2008-10-12T21:04:00

2008-10-13T01:12:45Z

YOU GUYS THE CHASE IN SPACE EPISODE IS ON NOW AND I'M RELIVING SO MANY ~*~*~*~*~*MEMORIES*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

WHY CAN'T I GET THIS ICON TO LOOP RIGHT I HATE YOU GIMP

2008-06-05T21:33:49Z

OH BOY I GOT MARIO KART TODAY YOU GUYS

I HAVE TO GO IN TO WORK AT 8 AM TOMORROW AND THEN RIGHT AFTER THAT I AM GOING OUT TO DINNER WITH SOME PEOPLE AND THEN RIGHT AFTER THAT WE ARE GOING (WITH LIKE HALF OF THE STORE LOL) TO THIS CONCERT THIS GUY FROM WORK IS PLAYING IN

OH GOD I AM GOING TO BE SO DEAD YOU GUYS

ALSO TODAY I WAS APOLOGIZING TO SAID GUY FROM WORK BC I ALWAYS SOUND LIKE A DICK WHEN I TALK AND EVERYBODY THINKS I HATE THEM (LOL IDK WHY I DO THIS, BUT WHENEVER I TALK I SOUND SARCASTIC WHEN I REALLY JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO SOUND EVEN MILDLY ENTHUSIASTIC) AND HE WAS LIKE "ILU YOU MAKE ME LAUGH" AND I WAS LIKE ":DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

THE END

bambiraptor @ 2008-05-13T22:00:00

2008-05-14T02:15:56Z

1. OMG HAPPY BDAY BUBZ
2.

WHAT IS MY NECKLACE MADE OF

WHAT IS MY NECKLACE MADE OF

WHAT IS MY NECKLACE MADE OF

WHAT IS MY NECKLACE MADE OF

Why didn't anyone recognize Amber in the ER? She worked at that hospital for a few months, why wouldn't anyone stop to think "OH HEY THERE'S THAT BITCH WHO WAS RUNNING AROUND WITHOUT ANY PANTIES ON A FEW MONTHS AGO I WONDER IF ANYONE KNOWS SHE'S HERE"

3. I was supposed to work until 11 today, but I went home early because I'm having kidney problems again and (((((((((((D:. I'm supposed to be in at 10 tomorrow, but I think I'm going to go to the doctor instead. I'm off for the rest of the week too because we have shitty hours and I am going to make a total of $50 this week lol.

IT'S A HAIKU

2008-05-13T01:10:22Z

LOLOL

OH CHASE YOU FILTHY HIPPIE

ILU SO HARD

FEEL FREE TO IGNORE

2008-04-27T06:40:46Z

YOU GUYS

YOU GUYS

I HAVE FINALLY LOST ALL OF THE WEIGHT I GAINED IN RECOVERY

I AM STILL A FATTY BUT FUCK YEAH YOU GUYS

HIS ENGLISH IS THAT OF A 13 YEAR OLD WHOSE PARENTS FINALLY LET HIM GET HIS OWN ACCOUNT ON AOL

2008-04-25T05:21:47Z

I just found out Miyavi's not coming to NYC. I am not going to see this in person. Or this. Or this. OTHER PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE EXPERIENCING THIS INTENSE HOMOSEXUALITY AND I AM NOT GOING TO BE ONE OF THEM.

So emo.

bambiraptor @ 2008-03-09T11:56:00

2008-03-09T16:57:36Z

I JUST CALLED MY BFF A LITTLE WHILE AGO TO FIND OUT WHEN WE WERE GOING OUT AND SHE TOLD ME SHE GOT ME BRAWLASLDKFJDF

BEST BDAY EVER YOU GUYS

A BUNCH OF MEMES

2008-03-01T01:32:39Z

The desktop meme from inlaterdays

LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON MY DESKTOP YOU GUYSALSKDJFASDF

And the post your folders meme from simmysim in which I post all my folders and you can ask for a screencap of whichever you want:
>Listen
>>A MILLION FOLDERS OMG
>Look
>>oh snap
>>SUP R9K
>>Y HELLO THAR
>>>MYV
>>>Shun
>Read
>Watch
>>American
>>British
>>Japanese
>XYZ LOL
>>HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN A LIFE
>>LOLTERNETS

ETA: OH YEAH AND I NEED TO START MAKING RETARDED GIF ICONS AGAIN AND SINCE MY COMPUTER CRASHED I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I USED TO USE. ANY SUGGESTIONS PLZ?

bambiraptor @ 2008-02-27T16:27:00

2008-02-27T21:31:13Z

I JUST SPENT THE LAST HOUR CLEANING OFF MY DESK SO I COULD INSTALL A MONITOR THAT MY DAD HAD (IDK WHY BUT WE HAVE LIKE 5 MONITORS IN OUR BASEMENT LOL) AND REPLACE MY OLDER ONE AND IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO CARRY THIS SHIT INTO MY ROOM AND ASSEMBLE THE FUCKING STAND ONLY TO FIND THAT IT'S THE EXACT SAME SIZE AS MY OLD ONE AND THE SCREEN SPACE IS SMALLER BC MY OTHER ONE WAS FLATSCREEN AND THE FUCKING STAND WON'T LET ME TILT IT UP AND ALSDJFLSKADFJ I'M SO MAD NOW I HAVE TO SWITCH IT BACK OUT.

I AM SO COMPRESSED.

MY CONTRIBUTION TO THAT DRAW YOURSELF MEME

2007-12-26T02:46:53Z

SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW ME SOME HANDS I HAVE NONE ((((((((((((((((((D:

ALSO: HAPPY TRITTERMAS!

bambiraptor @ 2007-12-20T00:56:00

2007-12-20T05:57:52Z

OH GOD I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL CHRISTMAS IS OVER SO I CAN STOP COMING HOME FROM WORK AT 1 IN THE MORNING ((((((((((((((((((((D:

bambiraptor @ 2007-12-13T00:41:00

2007-12-13T05:53:15Z

OMG I HAVE THE INTERNETS IN MY ROOM I AM SO LEXCITED YOU GUYS

:D)))))))))))))))))))))))))

OH WELL HELLO THERE INTERNETS

2007-11-27T16:32:56Z

So I still don't have any lolternets on my computer and am hopefully going to get a new network adapter to see if that fixes it because I srsly can't figure out why my computer is being such a douchebag and I miss you guys. (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((D:

CUT CUT CUT

2007-10-19T20:41:04Z

MY COMPUTER IS BROKED

IF I LOSE MY GIGS UPON GIGS OF COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT I AM GOING TO CRY SO MANY EMO TEARS (((((((((((((((((((((((((((D:

bambiraptor @ 2007-09-29T18:33:00

2007-09-29T18:34:39Z

HAPPY BIRFDAY SIMMERS

I HAD SOMETHING FOR YOU, BUT I HAVE TO WAIT TO POST IT BC I SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER MY MOUSE AND BROKE IT SO I'M POSTING THIS FROM MY WII LOL

OH GOD MIKE ROWE ILU AND YOUR PIG

2007-09-28T02:26:11Z

bambiraptor @ 2007-09-13T00:02:00

2007-09-13T04:04:47Z

They're increasing her seizure meds and if that doesn't control it we may add another. She is high as a kite, though, because of all the drugs she's been on and she's drunkenly staggering all over the place LOL.

bambiraptor @ 2007-08-18T00:38:00

2007-08-18T04:48:48Z

1.
How many songs: 2247 (13.51 GB)

Sort by song title:
First Song: "Abara Bob" by MAXIMUM THE HORMONE
Last Song: "Zero Hour" by Tsuneo Imahori

Sort by time:
Shortest Song: "Drunk Drivin'" by Sublime (0:18)
Longest Song: "Outro" by Amy Winehouse (13:16)

Top Ten Most Played Songs:
1. TOKIO - Oh! Heaven (93)
2. Tatsuro Yamashita - LOVELAND, ISLAND (90)
3. SADS - Boukyaku No Sora (89)
4. Noisettes - Sister Rosetta (Capture The Spirit) (82)
5. Monkees - Goin' Down (81)
6. Ikebukuro West Gate Park - Kick It Loud (76)
7. Noisettes - Iwe (74)
8. Wolfmother - Dimension (71)
9. Arctic Monkeys - SPACE INVADERS (70)
10. Jonathan Coulton - Skullcrusher Mountain (68)

First song that comes up on Shuffle:
Angry Beavers - Beaver Feaver (LOLOL)

"sex", how many songs come up? 19
"death", how many songs come up? 5
"love", how many songs come up? 77
"you", how many songs come up? 159

2. I got this ridiculous Hello Kitty computer game today for $6 and it is definitely worth at least $10 for the hour of fun it provided me.
3. I need to find a good simple icon tutorial so I can figure out how to make some icons that don't look like absolute shit/aren't annoying gifs that no one but me finds funny.
4. I haven't properly checked my flist in a looooooong time because you motherfuckers post way too much lol.
5. EVERY TIME I MAKE A POST LIKE THIS I FEEL LIKE I HAVE 29420934 THINGS I CAN POST ABOUT AND THEN I SIT DOWN AND ACTUALLY START TYPING AND LOL LOOK AT THIS ENTRY